Lord Monckton, the third earlobe of somewhere no one has actually been to, has threatened so many people at the tiresome and recursive website WattsUpWithThat with legal action that, like Wowbagger of the Tertiary phase, he appears on a mission to personally confront every sentient being in the Universe.
You can imagine the scene at his solicitors when they open at 9.00am.
Phone rings several times, then goes to the answering machine.
"I'm sorry there's no one here to take your call at the moment, but if you have threatened to sue someone you have only ever met on an internet blog, our advice is to stay away from those sites. We will send our invoice to the usual address."
Just in case his lordship arrives here. This is satire. You know, the stuff Juvenal did (and that you tried clumsily at WUWT). And here is my mate George to make the most pertinent comment: